J1: Why do you never borrow money from a leprechaun?
A1: Because they're always a little short.
J2: You heard of the little green guy that went to jail?
A2: Yeah, he was a lepre-con.
J3: Do you know why leprechauns make good privates?
A3: Because their so green, they don't need camoflauge.
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